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5 best business jokes
3 August 2015 |
It’s always good to have a laugh, so here are some jokes to share around the office.
1. Reason for leaving
An employee is getting to know her new colleagues when the topic of her last job comes up. “Why did you leave that job?” asks one co-worker. “It was something my boss said,” she replied. “What did he say?” the co-worker quizzed. He said: “You’re fired.”
2. Business process automation
How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None – they’ve automated it.
3. Poor customer service
I’m not saying that the customer service in my stock brokerage office is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance… She leaned over and pushed me.
4. The pen is mightier
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
5. Top investor
The most successful investor was Noah. He floated stock, while everything around him went into liquidation.